Event Pros - Which One Are You?

Event pros, I call each and every one of you that sign up and I've ran into six types of people. Which one are you? The self starter has everything set up and is ready to go. You just called to say hi. The can you just do it for me? Everything's blank. They want a full walkth through and a sandwich. The skeptic. They're on their third booking software. They've been hurt before and they have questions. The spreadsheet survivor. They've been running their whole business out of Google Sheets and a prayer. They're exhausted and they're ready. The feature hunter. Does it do this? What about this? Yes, yes, and yes. The ghost. Signed up at 2 a.m. Never answered a call. We miss you. Come back. Which one are you? I'd love to know in the comments.